BUTT / USD — $∞ up only. probably. gas — depends on what you ate today at least 1 transaction today never hacked. never will be. 8.3 billion holders worldwide your bank called. it's scared. sent in 2 seconds, not 5 business days BREAKING: having crypto is not a personality. unless it's BUTTHEREUM. then it is. 100% uptime since the dawn of man your keys. your BUTTHEREUM. no credit score. no problem. open source. open cheeks. imagine the smell. no middleman. just you and your butt. cryptographically yours BREAKING: local man still hasn't sold diamond hands. iron cheeks. we're all gonna make it. probably. bear market? never met her. bull season. loading. riding the wave. no wipeouts so far. this is fine. (it's fine.) someone bought the top again. not you though. paper hands have left the building good morning. go get some BUTTHEREUM. BREAKING: defi somehow more fun than your savings account wen moon? soon. we mean it this time. wen lambo? retarded question, next. ser, this is a blockchain. act accordingly. if you're not holding you're ngmi. harsh butt fair. not your keys, not your butthereum. write that down. banks fear what they don't understand. always have. good night. your BUTTHEREUM is safu. BUTT/BTC ratio: immaculate. don't look it up. technicals looking cheeky BREAKING: banks still closed on weekends. we are not. analysts predict: more butts JUST IN: guy calls crypto "made up money" - BUTT says thanks community is everything. ours especially. probably nothing. galaxy brain move: buy BUTTHEREUM, tell no one alpha: BUTTHEREUM is the alpha reminder: touch grass. then come back. do your own research. we did ours. it cheeks out.